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Somebody talk me out of reading this one!

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This is amazon's description for Dearly Beloved, a.k.a. 'even good authors like Putney occasionally lose their minds:'

In 1799 Scotland, Gervase Brandelin, the victim of a sexually abusive mother, is livid when forced to wed Mary Hamilton, a deranged clergyman's innocent daughter whom he has unwittingly compromised, and promptly rapes her following the ceremony. After years of separation, they meet again, but Gervase does not recognize his wife. Instead, he knows her as Diana Lindsay, whom he believes to be an accomplished courtesan and whom he woos to become his mistress. Through the tender courtship and through Gervase's kindness to the epileptic son conceived in the brutality of their wedding night, the pair experiences unsullied love for the first time and discovers the joys of family. Gervase's involvement in the super-secret espionage service working to undermine Napoleon adds spice and atmosphere.

!!!!! What?! What?! I thought the one thing that you can rely on in Putney's books is that the heroes are super-decent people, messes or not. Apparently not. I confess to giggling through that appalling description because every word made it ridiculously more gothic and insane.

And now I want to get my hands on this book even though I know it's going to annoy the hell out of me and I am going to hate all the characters - the hero for being scum and heroine for being OK with it. Stop me.

Also, this amazon review made me LOL forever in its...I don't even know:

Some very sensitive issues were dealt with in the book and I found them done tastefully. At first I thought I wouldn't like Gervase for what he did but it clearly shows readers that people who over imbibe in alcohol can do things they will regret later. An excellent lesson. As for the incest, it happens, so deal with it. It isn't like something the hero orchestrated himself.

STOP ME, OH FLIST. STOP ME!

Two utterly lovely romances...

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All of Lisa Kleypas books outside of her Wallflowers and Hathaways series usually leave me cold. Until now. Because I've just read Worth Any Price and I fell so so so in love with that book and its characters, it was kinda insane. Set in Victorian England, its hero Nick is a Bow Street Runner (which is already a point in its favor. A hero who actually works!) who takes on a private assignment to find Charlotte, a creepy old aristocrat's runaway fiancee. However, when he finds her, working as a lady's companion somewhere far from London, he cannot help but be drawn to her and offers her the protection of his name. Seeing him as a better option than running forever or marrying the creeptastic creep fiance, she accepts. OK, the set-up doesn't necessarily explain why I loved the book so much so let me try to get more into it - Nick is that incredibly rare romance hero - someone who is deeply intense and deeply damaged (the man is a total trainwreck, just how I love 'em) but also utterly functional in every day life, worthwhile and productive member of society, someone who treats Charlotte with consideration. And Charlotte is just so pragmatic and awesome and sane! And I shipped them so hard together, it was a little insane. The main thing that stayed with me from the book was how intense and emotionally passionate and romantically desperate it was. I LOVED IT!!! I might have even loved it as much as Love In the Afternoon and Seduce Me At Sunrise, my two favorite Kleypas novels.

The other book (I am currently reading it) that is totally rec-worthy is Liz Carlyle's The Devil to Pay. Carlyle is a hit-or-miss author for me, but when she is on, she is really on. And she is really on here. Our heroine, Sidonie, is a seemingly respectable widow who moonlights as Black Angel, a daring vigilante who humiliates and robs upperclass men who mistreat women (and the money she gets goes to the women's help). Our hero, Devellin (yes, that's his name. Oh well, it's romancenovelland), is an aristocrat who is busily trying to drink/gamble/etc himself to death because he cannot deal with a number of things in his life. Their paths cross when Sidonie assumes (wrongly) that he is someone who should be targeted by the Black Angel. OK, why did I love it? Sidonie and Devellin are both messed-up and deeply hurt people who are trying to cope as best as they can in very different ways. But they are also ridiculously charming and oddly lovely people. And they make each other better. It's a bizarre thing to say about a couple whose interaction starts with her tying him to his bed and robbing him, but they have such a ridiculously healthy, healing, sane relationship. It's such a lovely, lovely, lovely book.

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There have been no posts lately because we are in Chile (currently in the Ataca desert) but I promise I am not dead.

Posting will resume shortly. :)

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Hero, I know you have understandable issues related to your OTP, whom you loved angstily for 13 years.

BUT.

If you are making love to a woman who asked you to, and she tells you "I love you," I believe it means she loves you. To believe that she is in love with another man and said what she said because she is imagining/pretending you are him involves a degree of dedicated and imaginative self-torture no normal person should be capable of. Snap out of it! Or not, as your angst is delicious.

I am reading Putney's Petals In the Storm with Napoleonic era spies and angst and soooooo gooooood!

A bunch of romances I read on my travels...

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Seeing that I am currently stuck in Santiago while the airline tries to hustle a new plane instead of the one which they had to cancel due to the pilot being sick, I have (sadly) plenty of time for this.

Gaelen Foley, Her Secret Fantasy - cute if not particularly memorable (something I find true of most Foley books). Our heroine Lily must marry into money to shore up her family's fortune. It's unfortunate, then, that she is attracted to Derek Knight, a younger son military officer recently on leave from India, who is still processing a life in which he doesn't have to constantly fight. There are evil secondaries, an embezzlement plot, and sexy makeouts. Derek and Lily are both rather lovely people but I was never drawn into this one.

Liz Carlyle, Never Romance a Rake - I loved this one! Hero is a borderline-alcoholic, barely functioning aristocrat tormented by his long-ago family guilt, and heroine is borderline-respectable Frenchwoman who needs to find a husband stat. And who the hero wins in a card game to protect her (trust me, it makes sense). I loved loved loved it! Both the leads are heavily bruised by the past and deprivations and truly appalling childhoods, and the big joy of this book is watching them slowly come alive with each other.

Mary Jo Putney, The Rake - Speaking of rakes. I think this one is super-famous, and I enjoyed it, but not as much as some other Putneys. Hero is an alcoholic *gasp! In a period romance! Indeed* who finds out he actually does have one small estate to his name, and decamps there trying for a new life. And he discovers his estate manager is a woman, who is hiding from demons of her own. It's really good actually, and the biggest strength is how immensely likeable Reggie, the hero, is. I actually found the romance secondary to his struggles, tbh.

Mary Jo Putney, Petals in the Storm - EEEEE! So much fun! Mainly because it uses one of my favorite set-ups. Long-ago lovers who meet again. At 21, Rafe Candover was madly in love with, and engaged to, Margot Ashton, who was all of 18. But he found out she cheated (pssst, not a spoiler, since this is a romance novel - he was set up), and when he confronted her about it, she threw the engagement ring in his face without defending herself and that was that. He loved her enough to beg her to marry him anyway once a few days passed, but by that point she was gone to France, to be killed there a short time after. And Rafe went on to being an unhappy person who slept around, as one does in those sorts of books. And now it's 13 years later, post Waterloo, and Rafe's friend Lucien, who is a spymaster of some sorts and for whom Rafe does occasional work, has asked him to travel to Paris to help to convince one of the lady spies to keep working and also help uncover a plot against Wellington. Rafe does so and...surprise surprise...the spy is his long-lost love Margot, who is actually alive. Angst! Anger! Betrayals! Hot make outs! Awesomeness! I really like this book and Rafe and Margot (though it really was one of these 'if you'd just talked, idiots!' situations) and the angst (Rafe believes she doesn't love or want him any more, and that of course she cheated on him) is delicious. My one problem is a personal and irrational pet peeve. I don't expect the heroine to be a virgin at 31, and I don't even care if the heroine had slept with a battalion prior to meeting the hero, but the fact that heroine had a happy, long-standing sexytimes relationship with a close friend for years before she and Rafe meet again (though after they broke up the first time) is really off-putting. It's irrational, I know.

Mary Jo Putney, Silk and Shadows - Our hero is an exotic 'prince' who has come to London to achieve rrrrrrevenge! A pity (not really, no) he ends up falling for his target's fiancee and sort of shifts focus to sexy makeouts. It's a lot of fun but I don't really have a lot to say about it, except that if you find mentions of child abuse (of sexual sort) triggering, stay away. Also, I am much less saintly than the heroine, so I was pretty POed when she told the hero that she gets why he wants revenge but she can't stay with someone who is killing/etc.

Cecilia Grant, A Lady Awakened - lovely language, lovely hero, and a heroine for whom the words "utter prig" were invented. I don't remember the last time I loathed a heroine so. I kept hoping that would change, but no luck. Hero, whom she treated like dirt throughout, must be a true masochist.

Lisa Kleypas, Lady Sophia's Lover - I loved this one due to its highly functional OTP! Sophia gets herself hired at Bow Street as assistant to Sir Ross Cannon, the Bow Street Magistrate, in an effort to get revenge for her brother, whom Sir Ross sentenced years ago and said brother died as a result (pssst, he didn't, he is the hero of Worth Any Price). The problem is, the longer she is around Sir Ross, the more she likes him - his integrity, bravery, intelligence etc. This one is seriously seriously awesome and Ross/Sophia are so supremely functional, and if I was ever to marry a romance hero, this guy would be it.

Julie Anne Long, Perils of Pleasure - I am clearly addicted to JAL's Pennyroyal Green series, a series of books involving the inhabitants of the tiny village of Pennyroyal Green, which is dominated by two powerful and feuding families, the Redmonds and the Everseas. This is the first in the series and beyond awesome. Colin, the youngest Eversea son, has a reputation for both legendary charm and legendary ability to survive war, duels, society craziness, and God knows what. But that is about to end - when the book opens, he has been wrongly convicted of murder and is about to be hanged. Only to be rescued as he literally steps on the gallows by Madeline Greenway, a mysterious mercenary who has been hired by a secret client. And then someone tries to kill Madeline, and Colin and Madeline go on the run - to find out who wants her dead and to prove his innocence. First things first - I loved Colin! I liked Madeline quite a lot, but this was one of those books that was totally made by the hero. He loves mischief and adrenaline, he uses his charm as a shield, and is trying to process the horrible injustice done to him without exploding in anger, and the phrase Madeline once uses for him "impossible grace under untenable circumstances" is so so so very perfect. Throughout this book, in addition to anything else, both Madeline and Colin get to figure out what it is they truly want in life, as well as who they truly love, and it's just such an utter gem of a book.

Julie Anne Long, Like No Other Lover - EEEE! Another good one! Cynthia is a fortune-hunter because she cannot afford not to be, for whom the Redmond house party is her last chance. And Miles Redmond is an explorer and someone who used to be a second son but due to his older brother Lyon disappearing is now the heir (pssst, JAL, I need that book about Lyon/Olivia, stat!). Miles has been drawn to Cynthia from the first moment he saw her years ago - irrationally and utterly. But he overheard her dismissing him as a dour second son, and that was it. This is just such a wonderful book with truly lovely hero and heroine who are both smart and honest with each other and fight their attraction (he offers to help her with her suitors!) and just - guuuuuh! No words!!!

Julie Anne Long, After the Surrender - aha, at last a JAL book I didn't love. Hero is a former army officer and heroine is someone he loved years ago when she was married (no adultery, it was all yearning etc). She is now a widow and needs his help to find where her sister disappeared to. I found the hero and heroine neither likeable nor interesting and the resolution of the mystery was rather tasteless AND whitewashed. Anyway, blah, skip.

Julie Anne Long, How the Marquess Was Won - I! Loved! This! One! It's really hard to explain why in words, but trust me, it is so lovely, mainly because the heroine is so hopeful and overcame so much and the hero is such a lovely person, and they are both drawn to each other like magnets. Heroine is a teacher in a girls' school and hero is an aristocrat who is followed as a fashionable trend-setter by everyone. I honestly cannot explain why it's so good, but it is.

Julie Anne Long, Notorious Countess Confesses - provided you can overlook the rather huge WTF of a devout member of the clergy having guilt-free premarital sex (seriously, JAL, why not have them wait until the wedding night?), this book is lovely lovely lovely. Hero is a vicar (!!!) and heroine is a former courtesan (!!!!) who moves to his parish. This really is genuinely good, mainly because I adored both Adam and Evie.

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I normally confine my Spartacus flailing to tumblr, but just wanted to say that I have a brand-new, obsessive OTP, Gannicus/Sybil...They hit every shippy kink I didn't even know I had and I am sure this is going to end badly (Spartacus=everyone dies) but until then I will ship them to the bitter end.



For those who have no idea what I am talking about, Gannicus is one of Spartacus' generals and is the only one who can possibly best Spartacus in a fight, and hides his massive issues through drinking and sleeping around and Sybil falls for him when he kills her brutal master and he totally tries to fight his attraction but his eyes go soft around her and he allows his serious/tender/protective side to come out and he has totally fallen for her and there is h/c and rescuing and she makes him want to be better and there is the visual thing of her being so teeny and dark-haired while he is so muscular and blond and OTP OTP OTP!!!

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After a series of disappointments, I have finally found one I am loving to bits - Jo Beverley’s To Rescue a Rogue. Beverley is a hugely hit-or-miss author for me (My Lady Notorious is one of my all-time favorites but some of her novels, not so much). Luckily, TRaR falls into the ‘awesome’ pile. Not only is it pretty much hurt/comfort fantasy come true, I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen such an amazingly common-sense, sane heroine (the hero is awesome too, but the heroine’s sheer wonderfulness knows no bounds).

Mara, our heroine, has known Darius (Dare to his friends) all her life as Dare and her brother Simon were close friends. So when she gets into a scrape in London, it is second nature to ask for his assistance. However many things have happened since she last saw him when she was a gawky adolescent and he a charming and happy young man. For one thing, Mara grew up into a beautiful and strong young woman. For another, Dare was horribly wounded and left for dead at Waterloo. And after that he was ‘rescued’ by some bad guys who got him addicted to opium as part of some sort of revenge plan (I am not exactly clear on the details of said revenge plan (though it’s immaterial) as this book is part of a really long series, and I haven’t really read the rest - it’s fine as a stand-alone). Ever since he’s been rescued and came back, Dare has been a broken shadow of his former self - trying to recover and also to kick his opium addiction. And Mara decides to help.

Why is the book so wonderful? It’s romantic to bits, and Mara and Darius are just such good people, who are not just hormonal together but actually are genuinely friends and have fun together. You could actually see them spending years together. There is also h/c, of course (mmm) and all sorts of other wonderful things, but to me it ultimately comes down to Mara. She is pretty much the most sensible heroine I have ever come across in a romance novel. She realizes she is in love with Dare by about page 10 of the book, and then decides to both try to get him to fall in love with her, and also to help him get better/happier. She also tells him she loves him, without being pushy, but so he’d know. And there is also the fact that while she wants him off opium, she is aware he may never be able to get off it and her attitude is that as long he takes only a little so he can be functional bur not incapacitated, she can deal with it.

Dare is wonderful enough to deserve Mara though - he is obviously tormented and holding on to his sanity by the skin of his teeth (and at one point suicidal), but he is still such a good kind person with an incredibly strong will and conscience. I basically ship them so much and want him to get fixed and for them to be happy forever and ever.

Now off to read more…

ETA: I finished it, and it was wonderful from beginning to end! As a h/c junkie, my favorite part was, of course, when Dare finally went off opium entirely and Mara helped take care of him, but the whole book was A++++++++++

Yet more books (this time not all are romance, but all are good)

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Lindsay Buroker, The Emperor's Edge - someone on my flist recced this and I cannot remember who, but thank you! This was a delight from beginning to end. A steampunk fantasy adventure, this is a mix of LM Bujold's Miles series, Full Metal Panic, and Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn. Our protagonist is Amaranthe, a by-the-book enforcer (policewoman), one of the very few female enforcers around. Amaranthe is dedicated to law and order even while being passed for promotions in favor of her less competent colleagues simply due to her gender. This all changes when a regent orders her to hunt down and assassinate Sicarius, the most infamous assassin the empire has ever known. Pretty quickly, Amaranthe figures out this is just a set-up to get rid of her for a yet-unknown-to-her reason and instead joins with Sicarius (who is every bit as deadly as promised but does possess a reluctant sense of humor and an oddly strong devotion to the emperor) and a small group of oddball malcontents with various talents in order to thrwart a conspiracy, protect the boy emperor, and maybe defeat a sorceror or two. This is just a lot of fun, with solid world-building and a good plot, plus characters I like. There is no romance - though I think Amaranthe/Sicarius would make a pretty good (and utterly terrifying) couple - but even with that, the book is totally and utterly worth reading.

Jilly Cooper, Pandora - ahh, good old Jilly Cooper and her delightful thick volumes of misbehaving upper class Brits. This was the last of her Chronicles series that I haven't read yet, and what a delight it was. Pandora revolves around the artistic and dysfunctional Belvedon family. There is the father - the charming, generous, and oddly put-upon Raymond, the paterfamilias, who runs a famous art gallery. There are the mothers - the first wife Galina, as unsuitable a wife and mother as she was a genius painter, and the second wife Althea - much younger and obsessed with status. And then there is the Belvedon brood - the small children - Dicky and Dora - twins and the youngest; and the adults - all from Raymond's first wife - Jupiter, the oldest, who is ambitious and cold (though he has a small chink in his armor for his ilustrator wife Hanna), Alizarin (who I totally loved), who is a genius painter even if unmarketable and seriously is a total woobie and Alizarin/Sophie = awww and etc etc, Jonathan - the infant terrible of the art world, who likes to make out with his sister Serena in public for shocking people kicks, but who actually might be an amazing artist and a good person if he ever bothers to grow up. There is the messed up Serena, talented and screwed up. Oh, and there is also Emerald - a talented sculptor who was adopted out but discovers as an adult that Althea is her mother and Raymond is her father. Did I mention that Jonathan/Emerald are an OTP? They fall for each other when they don't believe they are related only - ooops. I view it as karmic punishment for Jonathan for playacting at falling for a sister to then genuinely fall in love with one and know he can't have her. (pssst - not a spoiler, it turns out they are not really related and happy endings abound). And there is the painting of Raphael's Pandora presiding over this mess of a family - a painting that may or may not be stolen. This is no great work of literary art but it's ridiculous fun, and Jonathan/Emerald satisfied all my cravings for angst and shipping anf fakecest. (Plus, they actually grew up, yay!)

And now we get to the romance novel portion of this post:

Jo Beverley, Lady Beware - another fun Beverley which combines a pragmatic heroine and a 'has a screwed-up past' but very functional and rather decent hero. The heroine of this, Thea, is Dare's sister (from To Rescue a Rogue). Thea likes propriety, convention, and doing exactly the right thing. Hero of this is Horatio Cave, known to everyone as "Canem" (ahhh, Latin puns), a war hero who has recently left the army to try to restore the infamous family name - his oldest brother was a murderous maniac who killed an upperclass woman in a shocking case, his father and grandfather not much better, so despite their title, Caves are shunned. Canem doesn't care personally (or at least tries not to), but he wants to fix it up for his younger brother. A pity his orderly plans keep getting screwed up every time he comes across Thea - he is ridiculously attracted to her and hence suggests things like fake engagements, etc etc. It's kinda adorable. I just loved how functional Thea and Canem were together. I mean, this is a hero who could probably hang out in a Kenyon book, as far as the horribleness of his childhood goes, but Beverley (or the hero himself) doesn't dwell on it and just tries to cope with life as it comes. And once Thea decides she wants him back, she doesn't let him go all noble idiot on her, but she doesn't rush either but they do the whole 'let's see if we still feel the same in a few months' separation thing. Basically, the book is awesome, the h/h are awesome, etc.

Courtney Milan, Proof by Seduction - I've liked every Milan book I've come across and this is no exception. Our heroine is a fortune teller, our hero is a sceptical and emotionally frozen nobleman. I really don't have much meta, but it's a gorgeous, poignant book about two people who badly need rescuing and rescue each other.

Julie Anne Long, I Kissed an Earl - the only Pennyroyal series book I had left :( This one involves the tempestuous Violet Redmond, who stows away on Asher Flint's ship because Flint is hunting a supposed pirate who may be the missing Redmond brother, Lyon. Long always writes well, and I enjoyed this, but I confess I liked it less than any other book in the series except for After the Surrender. I think because we never got much into Flint's head - I like hero POVs. Or maybe sea adventures are just not for me. This said, Lyon!!!!! Eeeeee! We finally meet the mysterious and infamous Lyon Redmond and my crush = knows no bounds. He sounds totally screwed up and intense and just - guuuuh. If Long ever gets to writing Lyon/Olivia (pls pls pls!!!!), I get the feeling he might replace Colin Eversea as my favorite Pennyroyal hero. And we get to find out why he left and what went on - he was going to throw his family away for Olivia but she said he had nothing without them and knew nothing about himself, so he went off to prove himself and ended up hunting down slave traders only Olivia's father might be one of them (and Olivia is an abolitionist) and he might never get back, nor does he really like what he's turned into, and Olivia has been mourning him all this time but now might finally be snapping out of it and he sent her minaiture back and and and and all this word vomit means I need a Lyon/Olivia book NOW!!!

Anna Campbell, Midnight's Wild Passion - AC wrote two of my all-time favorite romances, Untouched and Captive of Sin, plus the very entertaining Seven Nights in a Rogue's Bed. She has also written the appalling Claiming the Courtesan and a couple of other books I can use for naps. So you never know what you get with her. Luckily, this is on the plus side of the ledger. Our hero wants to seduce and ruin a young woman because her father did the same to his sister years ago. If only he didn't keep getting sidetracked by his target's chaperone, Antonia. And oh, if only Antonia didn't have a weakness for rakes. Despite the set-up, I genuinely liked the hero who actually never did anything horrid during the novel, and Antonia was awesome. There is a dash of angst (nowhere near as much as in Untouched, CoS or even Rogue's Bed, but we can't have everything) and the whole thing is lovely.

Liz Carlyle, The Bride Wore Pearls - hero is a duty-bound policeman who spent a long time hunting someone, heroine a woman who used to be bound to revenge on that same someone only to find out that he was innocent. And hence my problem. I enjoyed the book but I spent the bulk of it annoyed at hero and heroine for hounding the unfortunate protagonist of previous book and they never did properly apologize. Ugh. You almost had him hanged twice and wrecked his life for years, show some remorse.

Liz Carlyle, Wicked All Day - I loved this one to bits, even if it took me some time to warm up to the heroine. Zoe, our heroine, is wild because she's been spoiled by her father to compensate for her illegitimacy. However, she goes a step too far when she gets caught in a compromising posion with her childhood friend Robin Rowland, and they are forced to be engaged and set out on a visit to his family home. One problem - Robin is in love with someone else. Wait, that's a minor problem - the real problem is that Zoe can't help but want Robin's older brother Stuart (whom she's also known from childhood), and the reserved, proper Stuart can't help but madly want her back. Ooops. A delicious, angsty, shippy, supremely romantic ooops. I have to confess since we've seen all our leads as kids in some earlier books, it's a little weird to read about steamy makeouts, but Zoe/Stuart are ridiculously and awesomely angsty-hot together.

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I am currently reading Mary Jo Putney's Dancing In the Wind, which is set in 1814 and involves a spymaster with (unsurprising) trust issues and a heroine who is a master of manipulation and disguise who is on some sort of investigation of her own and, not knowing hero has infiltrated bad guys to track down a spy, makes him one of her suspects. They are spending the book so far deceiving and out-manipulating each other while being sexy and super-hot together. Mmmmm.

On the Putney front, I did read Dearly Beloved, which I so badly hoped to be a trainwreck. Alas, except for the utterly gonzo prologue in which hero drunkenly marries and rapes the heroine (!!!!!) and the bit about hero having been raped by his mother at 13, which was surprisingly quickly dealt with seeing HERO WAS RAPED BY HIS OWN MOTHER, the book was utterly normal and actually even quite lovely if you could get over the prologue. (I realize, that is like saying 'other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?') Actually, I spent the bulk of the time wondering why on earth Putney had that prologue in there - she could have gotten hero and heroine where she wanted them for the bulk of the book without it - he could have been forced to marry her, had a really unsatisfying for both (but not rapey!) sex with her and left her an annuity without wanting to see her, thus setting the book in motion. He could still feel like a heel because she'd be trapped etc. I mean - really? Really, MJP - there was no need to try to out-Woodwiss Woodwiss.

I did read a completely delightfully trainwrecky book that compensated though, Bonnie Vanak's The Panther and the Pyramid - hero is a Victorian Duke (!!!) who was kidnapped by evil Arab raiders as a child (!!!!) and made into a sex slave (!!!!) and eventually killed his captors and joined a different tribe as a Bedouin fighter (!!!!) and then somehow eventually got back to England to be a Duke (!!!!) Oh, and heroine is an aristocrat whose dream is to go to Radcliffe and she plans to finance it by selling her virginity (!!!!). And hero orders a virgin as being one himself (as far as hetero sex is concerned, at least) he doesn't want someone to tell he has no experience and that is how they meet (!!!!) Oh, and did I forget to mention the little detail that he marries the heroine to get close to her father so as to get revenge, because her father raped him when he was kept captive by evil tribe as a child? (!!!!) OK, I am out of exclamation points by now, but will bravely continue - in the middle of the book everyone treks off to the desert to hunt some mythical treasure for no earthly reason I could see and heroine gets mistaken for a genie and hero has to protect his virtue from lustful tribesmen (clearly, deserts of Sahara = Turkish baths in 1970s San Francisco as far as this author is concerned), but decides to give it up when it's the choice between him or the heroine. Oh, and they run into heroine's father who gets forgiven by clearly by now driven insane (by either heatstroke or the author) hero before falling off a cliff. Oh, and in the middle of all this lunacy, somehow hero manages to midwife (midhusband?) the birth of his brother's child. And all this is still somehow less than the full total insanity of this book. I was very satisfied. It's not every day you have the hero and heroine bond over drinking camel blood.

To get back to less insane grounds, I think I am on a Jo Beverley kick. I ordered An Arranged Marriage, which sadly was not on Kindle and I had to buy a paper copy *gasp* and cannot wait for it to get here. Apparently in AAM, hero marries the woman his brother raped (not sure whether the marriage is because he loved her, out of noblesse oblige, blackmail, or the orders of the Moon God) and falls for her but he is also a spy of some sort and has been ordered to sleep with an eeeeeeeeeeeeevil Frenchwoman to get info out of her. My advice to heroine would be to get an STD panel asap. Sounds pretty much written to specs, though this being Beverley, I don't think it will be as angsty as it gloriously could be (give it to Kenyon or Anna Campbell on a good day and watch a truly epic miseryfest!).

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I am currently reading Jo Beverley's An Arranged Marriage and am loving it but OMG do I want to stab hero's brother's in the face! He rapes the heroine without realizing it (she is drugged and presented as willing and he is too dimwitted and useless to realize that) and then decides to solve the issue by telling her it's his twin brother (i.e., the hero) who did it!!!! And tells her he can force his useless black-sheep (not a spoiler - he is neither, hero's brother has massive jealousy/adequacy issues) brother to marry her. And then tells hero to marry her or else he cuts off his income. And while hero has enough money and brains to not care about the threat, he does care about the poor woman being ruined and about his idiot brother (because for some Godforsaken reason he cares for that waste of space) and says fine. Did I mention that hero's brother neglects to tell the hero that he's told the heroine that it was hero who raped her and not himself?

Oh God, I want the brother deeeeeeeeeeead. He is seriously unbelievable. It is impressive that hero has managed to refrain from fratricide.

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I am about halfway into An Arranged Marriage and it is such an utter delight. I think it's going to be my favorite Beverley book by far. But then I often find that the author's earliest books are the best, before they get vastly popular and thus pressured to be cookie-cutter.

I ship Eleanor/Nicholas like mad, and I do give huge points to their relationship being very usual for a romance novel (neither constant bickering nor some mad making out, but a sort of an irresistible attraction hindered by secrets and hurt and closeness that is only growing by teeny millimeters). Plus, you have no idea how refreshing it is to have a romance novel where things are hinted at and not spelled out and you have to interpret little things - the fact that the hero is so controlled and tries his best to hide his emotions certainly helps, but there is a general 'less is more' attitude in this book which really works. And aaaaaah, the angst, the delicious angst, because he's fallen in love for the first time ever and she's his wife but he has to push her away to protect her and seduce the woman he hates...

I really like Eleanor, who has a lot of grace in an untenable situation, but I confess the book is made for me by Nicholas - smart, control freak who is terrified about being emotionally out of control about his wife, angtttttttty spy, intense, screwed-up, manipulative, good, occasionally funny is pretty much a deadly combo.

Out of various secondaries who wander through the books, Lucien is my favorite. I think I am going to get to his book next :)

Oh, this is the book set in 1814 where hero marries the woman raped by his brother as a matter of honor, and they fall for each other, but hero has to keep sleeping with French spy to get info causing massive angst for heroine and himself...It's oddly not particularly melodramatic.

ETA: finished it and it was good to the last page. Mmmmm. Except now it's super-late and I am going to be brain-dead tomorrow.

A duo of romance novels in which heroes (maybe?) kill their fathers - ummmm...

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Those books have nothing in common except that one rather disturbing plot point. Well, that and the fact that I enjoyed both.

Jackson Rule by Dinah McCall - I am not big on contemporary romances (gimme period and fantasy any day) but this was the rare one I enjoyed - I was sold as soon as I saw the OTP were an ex-con and a preacher's daughter :) Our eponymous hero, Jackson, has just been released from prison after serving a 15-yr sentence for killing his abusive father. Since Jackson went in at 16, he is having a hard time adjusting to normal life, as well as having a job - nobody wants to hire a convicted murderer. Enter Rebecca, the preacher's daughter. Rebecca runs a nursery (for plants, not kids) and hires Jackson as a helper. I think you can guess how it's going to go - if you are a sucker for h/c, tough wounded guys with hearts of gold (about the only thing Jackson doesn't do is save a kitten from a tree), and some seriously heartwarming romance with "I am not worthy of her" issues, this one is for you! If I were a grumpier person, I might quibble with the author's take that anyone with Jackson's life would be in any way functional and not locked up in a loony bin, but sometimes I like to be hopeful too. Psst, if you are like me, you would have guessed the twist before it happens, but it only makes it more awesome.

Something Wicked by Jo Beverley - set in 1760s England, this one is part of her Malloren series. Specifially, its heroine is Lady Elfled Malloren (yes, all the Mallorens have insane Saxon names) and its hero is Fortitude Ware, Earl of Wareham who I remember from My Lady Notorious (arguably my favorite JBev book and one whose heroine is Fort's younger sister). I didn't really care for the brief glimpses of either Elf or Fort in MLN, but surprisingly, I adored them here. There is a plot against the King and whatnot, but the crux of the book are the interactions between Elf and Fort - Fort is a man tormented by his past and hatred of the Mallorens, but he and Elf cannot help but be drawn to each other because he doesn't know who she is and she keeps her identity secret. And so his walls come down, his secrets come out, and Elf's heart is won. Though once he learns who she is, she is worried there will be hell to pay. You think? I have two pretty minor quibbles - one is that I think the book should have been angstier than it was (the man killed his own father! and in part it was to protect the royal family and also save his sister, but in part because he hated him and was terrified of him due to childhood from hell! I think the transformation from 'angry wreck' to 'functional and happy human being' should not happen off-page with just a one-sentence summary if you want me to really buy said transformation) and the other is that something Rothgar, Elf's omnipotent older brother, said made no sense to me. I know JBev was trying to toe the line and not make Rothgar into a villain, but he always made most sense to me as someone who cared for his own family and was fine with the rest of the world exploding if it suited him. Let's face it. Rothgar manipulated the situation in MLN so that Fort would have to kill his own father (!!!!!) when there were plenty of Mallorens there and ready to take the old man down, simply because he thought it would be inconvenient for a Malloren to be involved and because he wanted to have leverage against Fort. That is NOT an action of a nice or even decent person. While I think Fort needs a good shrink, his hatred towards the Mallorens is not irrational. And then somehow in this book I am supposed to believe he didn't realize killing his own father would bother Fort - he apologizes for not realizing that and I am supposed to think it's sincere?! WTF! His whole explanation for this bizarre belief is that Fort liked drinking and partying?! I would think even the world's biggest fratboy would have issues about killing his own father. That's quite a jump from 'likes to pay for sex with high-class hookers and can deal with a hangover' to 'doesn't mind shooting his old man.' I mean, unless Rothgar thought Fort a sociopath, which he doesn't seem to have, his belief makes no sense, making me think him either an idiot or a liar. Or a sociopath himself. Probably not where JBev wanted to go. Anyway, despite those two quibbles, the book is delightful, and I shipped Fort/Elf like mad, and the bit near the end where she kept wooing him with flowers, gifts and singers, was hilarious and adorable. (Oh and the sex in this book? Super hot).

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I am reading the second book of The Emperor's Edge series and I want Amaranthe and Sicarius to hook up so badly it hurts. I mean, you know anyone else in the Universe would find either one of them too terrifying as a partner but he is actually amused by her (and protective) and she teases him and treats him as if he is normal (her definition of normal is apparently 'deadliest assassin ever with almost nonexistent morals who has volunteered to serve under her but is the most dangerous thing on legs still'). I need them to declare undying love. Over a pile of corpses of evil-doers, if necessary. GRRRRR. Do they ever hook up? Or at least make out? Or at least blink at each other meaningfully? Come onnnnnn, Ms. Buroker! Gimme!! Maybe she can cut his hair and I can get Full Metal Panic flashbacks.

In other TEE news, there is an 'interview' with Sicarius that Lindsay Buroker did on her website and it's utterly hilarious and not spoilery. My favorite bit:

LINDSAY: Hm. Sylvia asks, “Aside from Amaranthe, how do you feel about the rest of the team? I know in the beginning you put up with them because of her, but have you developed a fondness for any of them, or a particular dislike? How about respect?”

SICARIUS: Basilard is a competent warrior.

LINDSAY: High praise indeed. Anyone else?

SICARIUS: The others talk too much.

LINDSAY: I see. You like Basilard because he’s mute.

SICARIUS: Silence.

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Ok, so if Sicarius was 15 when Sespian was conceived, that makes him 34-35 now. One mystery solved.

Though except in the unlikely event that the Empress was 16 or similar, the fact that she picked a 15yr old for stud service is hella disturbing.

Yup, still reading The Emperor's Edge.


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A bunch of awesomeness - Lee Min Ho and The Emperor's Edge, two topics with nothing in common

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First off, Lee Min Ho is going to be in a new drama! Written by the writer of Secret Garden and A Gentleman's Dignity, two of my ultimate faves. EEEE!

Have a MV for one of my all-time favorite secondary OTPs, Yoon/Meahri from A Gentleman's Dignity:



In other news, I finished Book 2 of The Emperor's Edge and the following scene made me die:



(This is after she told him she loved him and he enumerated the many ways why it is a bad idea. Btw, I love how emotionally fearless Amaranthe is - she clearly expected no reciprocation)

Sicarius's shoulder came to rest against hers. He laid his hand on top of hers.
Amaranthe grew still. He had never held her hand. She kept her head facing forward, half afraid eye contact would make him leave, like some timid forest creature.
"Just to be clear," she said, "you don't share my feelings. Right?"
He did not answer.
"Sicarius? That was a question. I made sure my tone went up at the end."
He snorted softly. "I care, Amaranthe. More than I thought myself capable."
"Oh," she mouthed.

!!!!!!

EEEE! I don't care if they do nothing else but beat down evil-doers for the rest of the series, this will last me forever. Am a giddy fangirl.

Book 3 of TEE = perfect...

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OMG, Book3 was shipper heaven! When Sicarius told Amaranthe that "You're the only person who's ever wanted to give me happiness," I think I may have died!!!!



And teasing and OMFG hugging. AND KISSING!!!! KISSING!!!!!!!!. Amazing kissing.

There was also the bit where he was jealous (heeee) and the whole fact that he got captured by the bad guys because while he knew with his assassin insticts he got too close to his spying targets for safety, he didn't want to return without answers and disappoint Amaranthe.

Also! KISSING!!!!!!

Also, this exchange made me both die of shippy and giggle like a maniac:

"If it's about Sespian, I can understand you not wanting more obstacles between you two, but it would be my choice. Even if he does still have feelings, which is unlikely."
"You might decide he's a better choice."
"Oh, I am certain he is." Amaranthe grinned, though the deepening darkness probably hid it. "But, as you pointed out, I like a challenge. Why would I want to spend time with some adoring, warm youngster when I could have a stiff, aloof assassin whose idea of romance involves throwing knives and running up stairs together?"
"That's not romance; that's training."
"Is there a difference for you?"
"Slight."


Did I mention the KISSING?!

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"When you have recovered, and you are ready, come to me. I'll be waiting."

- Sicarius to Amaranthe in Blood and Betrayal. !!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE! I may or may not have screamed.



OK, reading about Amaranthe's torture was horrible but so far B&B is my favorite book in the series (I am about halfway through). Because:

* We learn more about Maldynado. I think he is my favorite non-Amaranthe POV. He also reminds me a bit of Budjold's Ivan, only with a much more homicidal family.
* We learn about Sicarius''childhood' - I use the quotes because I don't think any sane person would qualify it as childhood. It explains pretty much everything about him and the only shock is he is still capable of caring for Sespian and Amaranthe. I love that while he would win 'worst childhood ever' awards hands down in any Universe, he's incredibly pragmatic in a 'past can't be changed so no point in worrying about it, should deal with the future.' It's worth noting that while he killed the three men responsible for him being an assassin and his childhood, none of it was for revenge - I mean, who knows why he killed Raumesis (though with his pattern, probably to protect Sespian), but he only went after Hollowcrest after he harmed Sespian, and he only went after Pike after he hurt Amaranthe. That whole scene btw, where Amaranthe tells him she is surprised he killed Pike quickly without making him suffer, seeing what Pike put him through when he was a child, and Sicarius says he wanted to make it slower for what Pike did to Amaranthe but didn't because he thought Amaranthe wouldn't like it - that just might be the most romantic thing ever! I loved that he only wanted to torture Pike for the hurt to Amaranthe, not to himself! And that he refrained because she wouldn't like it! And that she actually might have liked it, because she is not saintly and after her suffering she wanted some pay back.
* Amaranthe/Sicarius OMFG OMFG best thing ever! He rescues her! Tracking her for a week! And leaving Sespian (!!!!!!!) to do so! And doesn't kill anyone except for Pike because she wouldn't like it! And goes into a rage when he sees what Pike did but doesn't torture him (see above) and opens up to Amaranthe and actually talks about his past and his feelings (and OMFG he says he is sorry and also tries to explain why he went assassinating Forge members and is worried she won't like him any more clearly) and he hugs her! And carries her! And tells her he won't step aside for Sespian! And and and and!!! It's pretty clear that Amaranthe is the first person in his life who wanted to make him happy and who cared for him unconditionally - I think he finally drops all his barriers here (well, as much as Sicarius can) because she proves it here - she's seen him kill 30 Forge members, something she disapproves of utterly, and she still loves him. She was captured and tortured to protect his secret and she still loves him. But I think there is also the whole 'they both got tortured by Pike so she knows how it feels' a bit of - in there. In a way, he can let down some of his guard because she's been there.

Anyway, I am addicted. Off to read more.

Also, I cannot remember the last time I got so excited about an OTP interlacing their fingers - these books have turned me into a lunatic.

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So, I went to see The Host because I am fond of both post-apocalyptic set ups and cheesy make outs. OMFG was this movie boring. It was so boring that at one point I started counting the light fixtures. They should have let whoever made the awesome trailer make the movie.

This said, the cheesy make outs were entertaining, I liked the design, and I can really get betraying the mother planet for someone as hot as the guy playing Ian was.

So I suppose $12 not entirely wasted, despite the shoddiest worldbuilding of all time, voice overs of unintentional hilarity, and an utterly wasted opportunity for a threesome (they could literally use “the aliens made me do it” excuse).

I might read the book actually - I enjoyed the first Twilight book in a “dumb beach read” kinda way and those voiceovers have got to be less annoying to read than to listen to.

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Yes, I realize that by now my flist collectively groans when I talk about The Emperor's Edge but...

The novella set after Book 5 = love love love love!!!!

* Yara/Maldynado = total love. They are so adorable and cute and EEEE! Fangirl max.
* Sespian getting advice on wooing the ladies from Maldynado (though I think that was in Book 5) was hilarious but in general seeing Sespian fleshed out as a real character was pretty cool. I think that Sespian is who Sicarius would have been if he had a semi-normal upbringing, and as Sespian is pretty darn cool...Also, nice to see Sespian mellow a smidge toward Sicarius (Amaranthe trying to get the two of them to sit down and interact together was LOLtastic and so very Amaranthe).
* Not too much Books and Akstyr, my least fave characters.
* Amaranthe/Sicarius make-out session in the chimney. And I do mean a bona fine make-out session. Hallelujah! I nearly died. And mutual casual groping, heeee. I do think he is learning normal behaviors from her by observing which is pretty...amazing. It reminds me a teeny bit of City Hunter (though Yoon Sung was hella saner) because Sicarius has never had anyone instill any morals or feelings or even normalcy in him, so he is sort of learning by copying and observing people he cares for - Sespian and, to even greater degree, Amaranthe (because yes, I am not sure if he can feel love in a traditional sense or if it's been beaten out of him, but he cares for Amaranthe and seeks out her company and jokes with her, and makes out with her and protects her and would die for her and would refrain from killing for her, so yeah).
* She hugs him in public! And he totally hugs her back!!!!
* Everything involving pastries. Heeeee.

Basically, it was perfect and when is Book 6 coming out?! Apparently the other POV character in it is going to be Sicarius which means me=heaven.

I think this may be the most dysfunctional mainstream romance novel ever...and I love it

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I am talking about Laura Kinsale's Shadowheart.

Set in the High Middle Ages, the book revolves around Elena, the heiress presumptive to the rule of Monteverde, a fictional Italian principality, and Alegretto, the illegitimate son of a rival ruling family.

Elena is sent out from England, where she has been living, to Monteverde in order to marry the man currently ruling it and to solidify his claim. But her ship gets intercepted and she gets captured by a mysterious assassin known as Allegretto. Alegretto is a pirate and a former assassin, but he is also the illegitimate son of a previous Monteverde ruler and he pushes Elena into marriage to lay his own claim to rule.

I am in love with this book even though the OTP is beyond fucked up, separately and together. Alegretto is a total mess - having been brought up as an assassin from childhood by his own father (!!!), dude is not exactly a cuddly woobie, but a total and utter deadly mess. And there is Elena/Alegretto's dysfunctional relationship - I cannot think of the last time I read a mainstream romance where the couple get off on the heroine hurting the hero in bed (!!!!!). It starts out as her rebellion and anger against powerlessness in all the schemes around her, but transforms into something else - in a way they work together because she can be her darkest with him and he likes the pain because of his penance issues plus he knows she is the one person who is not afraod of hom and he is safe with - she doesn't really want to kill him/maim him/torture him/etc and so he can let go and not be a death machine. When you add in the real presence of religion that a lot of medieval novels leave out (Alegretto is certain he is going to Hell and terrified of it), this is not your usual romance novel.

I confess it took me a quarter of the book to get into it and I kept meaning to ditch it but then Elena and Alegretto finally meet and somehow I found really really getting invested and now I am obsessed. They are SO FUCKED UP and CODEPENDENT. I do tend to skip the sex scenes because ugh disturbing. Sorry, S&M freaks me the hell out. I don't care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their dungeons, but it's about as opposite from 'my thing' as it's possible to be so reading about freaks me out and I just wish to send the leads to a therapist instead of all the biting and clawing and blood. If you can overlook the S&M, it's a great read.

There are two versions of this novel - the older version uses 'old fashioned' language and the newer one doesn't, plus LK trimmed it a bit in the newer one (the older book is a BEAST, size-wise, for a romance novel). I am a completist, so I am reading the older version, but I did enough peeks into the newer one to think I like the newer one better.
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