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Book rec - an awesome romance just for meeeeee!

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Victoria Dahl, One Week As Lovers - I. Loved. This. Book! Set in the Victorian era, Nick, our hero, is a charming, titled fortune-hunter (I'd have loved the book for that already - how often do we have a fortune hunter hero?) who discovers that the heiress he is engaged to hates him and is sleeping with another, but he cannot afford to cancel the wedding. Instead, to clear his head, he travels to his remote Yorkshire estate, one he hasn't been to since he was 15. It is there he runs into our heroine, Cynthia, his childhood friend. Cynthia has faked suicide and hid in his empty house, in order to avoid marriage to a monster her family is trying to sell her to.

So, why did I love this book enough for it to get a separate post? It's an atmospheric Victorian that managed to keep my attention despite the stark setting and a very small cast of characters, but ultimately it's because I ended up borderline obsessed with Cynthia and Nick. Cynthia is a rare instanse of 'strong-willed and unconventional' done right - she is neither a raving lunatic nor a total bitch, the way too many romance authors tend to err, when they try to do strong willed and unconventional. She is the narrative driver of a lot of the story - it is her escape, her search for treasure, her wishes to be with Nick sexually - that drive the story. Not that Nick is a meek, put-upon hero. He is actually the main reason I love this book so. Dahl does something with a hero that I have rarely seen done in romances - under Nick's genuine charm and likeability lies a deeply broken person. But Dahl does the incredibly novel thing of giving her hero a horrific past and NOT turning him into the typical bitter/cold alpha that romance novels think goes with it. No, despite (or regardless) of his past, Nick is a genuinely nice, kind person who cares. People refer to him as 'easy' (as in easy-going and easy to please) and he views that easiness as a weakness and blames it for what happened in the past, but he never does suppress it.

In some ways, it's a gender roles reversal story - Cynthia the defiant and tough as nails, and Nick as a nice person capable of so much love.

It's just such a lovely lovely story. And it has the trope of slow healing through love (and sex) that I so adore in books, however little it might work in real life.

Plus, for once, a hero in debt in a period romance does something someone should have done 5000 books ago - he gets a job!!!! Bloody freaking finally.

Chile!!!!!

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Mr. Mousie and I have decided to go to Chile in March. We've been meaning to go on and off for years, but things always came up and we went elsewhere. But now!!!!

I wish I had a month and could go down to Patagonia and Tierra del Fuego and the Antarctic and Easter Island, but sadly he can only get away for a week. So we are going to go to Santiago, Valparaiso and Mendoza (yes, I realize Mendoza is in Argentina). I am especially excited because to get to Mendoza, we are going to take an 8-hour bus trip over the Andes. I am so excited I might burst (though hopefully not).

I think I am developing a Latin America fixation, the way I had one with Asia a few years back. If we couldn't make Chile work, we would have gone to Panama and Colombia (which we might do next time). I've only been to Mexico, Argentina, Uruguay and Peru, and will now add Chile, but I pretty much want to go everywhere.

My Spanish is ridiculously rusty, so I'll need to bone up on it by then.

Anyway, this is all not just giddy gushing but a very-long winded way of asking if anyone has ever been and do you guys have any tips?

More romance novels...

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Liz Carlyle, Beauty Like the Night - I probably would have liked this more if I haven't read every other book in the series before this one - since this is the first book in the series, I was pretty much completely spoiled. Still, this is a solid read, a moody Victorian involving Helene, a governess/specialist in mental disorders, who is hired to treat the hero's mute-from-trauma six year old daughter. One wrinkle - Camden, the widowed hero, and Helene, were childhood sweethearts and each other's first loves, before their greedy awful parents tore them apart. All the characters are quite solid and I liked both leads but, as I say, from the other books I knew pretty much everything that would happen so it took the fun out of it a bit. Also, because I read The Devil You Know before this one, every time Cam's dead wife Cassandra got mentioned or every time Cam's younger troubled brother Bentley would show up and act out or be angry at his brother and Cam would react badly, I would get totally freaked out and/or get irrationally protective of poor Bentley.

Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark - Short version: "me Tarzan, you Jane." Longer version - our heroine Carrow Graie, is a witch who's had the bad luck to be captured by the Order, a creepy and violent group of militaristic humans sworn to exterminate anything supernatural. Even worse, they captured her 9-year-old niece. But then the Order offers her a deal - if Carrow travels into a hell dimension known as Oblivion and brings back one Malcom Slaine for the Order's experiments, they will let her and her niece go. A few problems - Malcom is a vampire/demon hybrid, one of only 4 out there, and is incredibly powerful. And Oblivion is a hell dimension because it's a deadly, awful, desperate place. Still, Carrow has no choice so she agrees. And that's how she meets our hero, Malcom, who has a past awful enough to be a Sherrilyn Kenyon hero and has by now gone quite feral. He does slowly climb out of it with Carrow and Carrow finds herself totally attracted to him and is faced with the choice of either betraying the man she possibly loves to torture and eventual death, or letting a little kid die. Angst! Angst! Angst galore! And a lot of sex scenes. This was totally trashy and ridiculously enjoyable, but then I've always been fond of the whole Tarzan set-up, especially with ridiculous levels of h/c, healing sex, and angst thrown in.

Guess what I am excited about?

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It starts this coming weekend and seems like a really dark comedy and Kang Ji Hwan is back on my screen!!! It's been years since Capital Scandal, Hong Gil Dong and Coffee House, but my love burns as bright as ever. And I adore Hwang Jung Eum to bits and I think her grounded warmth is going to be a perfect match to KJH's dapper, smart intensity. Plus, it's going to deal with corruption? Yes please.

And in a couple of weeks, there is this:



My draught, it is over!!!!

In non-drama news, we have a winner for the worst romance title ever - Sabrina Jeffries'To Pleasure a Prince. The book itself is thoroughly mediocre and with a deeply unlikeable hero, but it still deserved a better title - not only does it make it seem like a porn movie shown on one of the satellite channels after College Sluts IX has finished airing, but the hero is not a prince, nor is there any other prince being pleasured in the entirety of this opus.

Baker-themed romances. I didn't pick them on purpose, I swear.

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Inez Kelly, Sweet as Sin - I don't read many contemporary romances (not my bag) but this one wasn't bad. Heroine is a spunky baker who hooks up with the bad boy next door for a summer fling, only it turns into a relationship and bad boy's demons of traumatic past come out. I never really connected to either of the characters, so it didn't do it for me, but it's not bad as far as that sort of thing goes.

Grace Burrowes, The Soldier - Burrowes' books are so quiet, so at-their-own-pace, so peaceful. I know it's a bizarre thing to say of a romance novel, let alone as a positive thing, but I love that quality, the one that makes the books a mood piece, a warm summer day, more than anything else. The hero of the story is a decorated officer of the Napoleonic wars, who comes to stay at his new estate in Yorkshire and the heroine is the village baker. He is haunted by the demons he brought back from the war, she has secrets of her own, but together they form a connection. First off - I loved the hero. He was pretty much utterly amazing in a quiet, competent, trying-his-best-to-cope way. The heroine was...a mixed bag. I liked her well enough for the first 2/3 of the book but then she did something so idiotic, I pretty much lost most of my liking for her (short non-spoilery version - she loves the hero, but she has a secret she thinks might make him not like her, so instead of telling him the truth, she decides to accept someone else's marriage proposal, even as the hero is very explicitly in love with her and offers her marriage. Hello, coward! She comes to her senses way late) Ultimately, I ended up wanting her with the hero because he needed her for his happiness and because she would make a good wife, not because I liked her.

Lots of Swedish people running around with swords and angst

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I am enjoying the hell out of the Swedish movie/mini-series (not sure which) Arn the Knight Templar, based on a trilogy by Jan Guillou. Set in the 12th-century, our protagonist Arn is a son of a noble Swedish family who is punished for loving the wrong woman by being ordered to do penance and fight as a Knight Templar for 20 years before he can return. (She is punished by being stuck in a convent for 20 years. This thing can serve as an abstinence lesson bar none). So now Arn must survive in the Holy Land until he can return home and find Cecilia again. The story deals with politics of Sweden in the 12th century (short version - civil war! civil war for everyone!) and the Crusaders' fight against Saladin.



In the middle of it all are Arn and Cecilia, tragic lovers who learn the lesson, respectively, that (a) If you are childhood BFFs with Canute I and help him in the fight to get the throne back from the Sverker family, the Sverkers will try to make your life miserable by locking up your girl in a convent and sending you off to probably die in the Holy Land and (2) since there is only enough dowry for one, your sister will do anything so she will be married and not you, even if it includes wrecking your life and lying about mortal sins. Oh, and generally, life in 1100s sucks.



They are totally cute:





Yeah, enjoy this happy moment, you ain't getting many!









































He finds her as she is about to be dragged off to the convent and promises her to come back for her, and she gives him her cross as a keepsake. And then she gets dragged off...






































He asks his monastic instructors about how can it be God's will that he killed men and is praised for it but for loving he is punished. 12th century is really not the time for a crisis of faith, especially as you are being shipped off to the Crusades, you poor thing!








And here they are, separate but still sexy:










Oh, and this is my favorite secondary character, Knut (Canute I), who my husband has christened 'Emo Kid' and I cannot unsee it now. I love him in his Goth glory:





Where I am at with the story, poor Arn is about to be sent off to the Holy Land. Look on the bright side, kid! At least it will be warm!

Have a shippy MV:

Clearly, I am morally deficient

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Because I am enjoying Kresley Cole's Shadow's Claim entirely too much, even though the hero is spending 75% of his time so far in fights to the death.

But the set-up is pretty much tailor-made to my specs, as the hero enters a deadly medieval-style (with supernatural twist) tournament to win the hand of the heroine! Yes pls. And he gives up his right to ever go home in order to do it. I'll take him if the heroine wouldn't!

I like the heroine as well, even though she spends a big chunk of the book wanting someone else, which is kinda insane since (1) guy she likes, while nice, has done everything but tattoo on his forehead 'I see you as an adored little sister and would barf if I had to make out with you' and (2) hero is bathing in viscera for her sake, annihilating anything in his path with the speed and efficiency of an industrial thresher. While normally homicidal skills are low on the list of must-haves for a potential mate, in the to-the-death world the heroine inhabits, they would be number one desirable quality in a mate.

My favorite part so far was when he started offing contestants she liked least, a favor from her per corpse.

I should not love this, but I do. I am sadly morally lacking.

Only With Your (Rapey, Creepy, Adulterous) Love

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Oh, Lisa Kleypas, why?

I am fast coming to the conclusion that I don't care for any of Kleypas' stuff outside of her Hathaways and Wallflowers series. How one woman can write two series so good and the rest so not, is a mystery.

But while the rest of her stuff that I've read so far is solidly blah (about the best of the bunch is Dreaming of You, which is not bad but the fuss about which I do not get), Only With Your Love is a whole other kettle of fish.

I mean, what woman wouldn't want a true love who is a rapist pirate twin of your kinda-dead husband?

UGH!!! I don't read too many older romances, so I have been pretty lucky at avoiding hero-on-heroine rape that romances used to be so fond of 20+ years ago (only a rare book nowadays ventures into that territory, like Anna Campbell's Claiming the Courtesan, but at least in that one, the hero is portrayed as deeply disturbed, damaged and not right in the head and the heroine doesn't get over it lickety-split. It still makes me want to stab something, but at least the author realizes that sort of behavior is not the norm! And the fact that I even have to give points for that is insane).

But yes. Hero (I use the term loosely), is a pirate who purchases the new widow of his sibling and promptly proceeds to rape her. As one does. I'd think even if the idea of rape wouldn't give him pause, loyalty to his apparently nice dead sibling would, but no - that would not be macho! It's OK though, you guys - heroine totally has a good time once she gets over her resistance and the whole 'clawing his face off doesn't work' thing.

UGHHHHHHH!

Kleypas, you are dead to me.

ETA: I do not get the allure of pirates. Two words: crotch lice.

Yup - more romance novels. A mixed bag, but then when aren't they?

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Suzanne Enoch, Something Sinful - Charlemagne Griffin and Sarala Carlyle (yes, I realize, these are the worst Regency first names ever) start out as business rivals but their interactions are more a study in attraction than business dealings. Throw in a meddling family, a few members of the Chinese Imperial Dragon Guard on a mission to recover stolen silks, and an evil ex, and you get a lot of fun. This one was so entertaining! Like most Enoch books, it features little angst and a pair of supremely well-adjusted, good people. You'd think an angst junkie like me wouldn't like it, but somehow I did. Maybe because I think both the hero and heroine would be awesome to know and/or hook up with.

Adele Ashworth, The Duke's Captive - if romance novels are anything to go by, there must be more Dukes in England than there are mice. Five years ago, our hero was kidnapped by evil sister duo, drugged and starved and chained in a dungeon for 5 weeks. Why? It's a romance novel, go with it. Now he's out gunning for revenge for the surviving third sister - who was neither a kidnapper nor a jailer but whom he blames for not letting him out and who he kinda thinks raped him. But he is not just revenge-motivated - he is also super-obsessed with her. This thing should be a lakorn. This sister is now a widow with a small boy, is a painter, and has a secret or dozen. People seem to either love this book for being 'intense' or loathe it due to stuff heroine does to hero or hero does to heroine. I am oddly in the middle - I didn't care enough about either of them to find anything intense, and also not enough to get mad about things. Though realistically - while there is some serious questions about consent in what he does with her, there is no question at all that what she did with him was not consensual in any way - ummmm, if a dude is drugged out of his mind, enough to not remember anything or know what his name is, or even if he has a name, having sex with him is not romantic or even legal under modern laws, no matter if he is asking you for it and no matter the genders involved. Hero thinking it OK once he figures it out years later notwithstanding. This said, this is not the book to read for morality or even realism. If you like BDSM-lite fantasies involving period-dressed effed up people though - go for it.

S. H. Kolee, Love Left Behind - the hero of this one makes the hero of Duke's Captive seem mild-mannered and super sane. In this modern romance wish-fulfillment (sorta), our ordinary heroine has perfect romance with uber hunk but then evil secondaries and heroine stupidity break up the little paradise they got going. Five years later (I am noticing a theme), he is a Hollywood superstar but is still as obsessed with her as ever once they meet again. OK, the writing style is actively painful. And seeing I read ff.net on a routine basis, that is saying a lot. Hero and heroine are dumber than a really dumb box of rocks - one short conversation, or even a few braincells between them, would have resolved all their misconceptions and issues forever. Hero is borderline creepy/stalkery/controlling in his fixation - there are about a million red flags all over. Let's face it, if someone wrote in to Dear Prudence about him, she'd advise a restraining order. And why he cannot let go of our incredibly dull leading lady, I do not know. Sex scenes are not bad though and I like reading about effed up people being ridiculous (duh), so I don't regret my $3 purchase.

Meredith Duran, Your Wicked Heart - this Victorian novella was simply lovely and poetic and heart-aching and and and - I only wished it was longer. Duran writes some of my favorite romances for a reason. Amanda is a secretary who quits her abusive employment to elope with a Viscount whom she doesn't love but likes and sees as stability. Only seeming Viscount scarpers off before the wedding and she is confronted by the real Viscount her suitor has been impersonating, who needs her to help ID the miscreant. Over their trip, the two slowly and unwillingly come alive and come together. This was seriously so so so good! Both the hero and the heroine were realistic, not damaged but marked by their lives, and the book pretty much simmered with emotion. Go get it!

Liz Carlyle, Hunting Season - this novella by the always-dependable Carlyle manages to pack full servings revenge and romance in half the normal length. Our hero seeks revenge for his younger sister, who was seduced by a fortune hunter and killed herself. This is how his path cross with a lovely, common-sense young widow who is the fortune hunter's next target. It takes place over a relatively short span and in pretty much one setting (a house party) but, as with Duran's novella, there is nothing I'd improve except for wishing there was more as I got so attached to both heroine and hero, who were wounded but very functional and very good people. I pulled harder for their happy ending than I do in majority of full-length romances I read.

Before anyone asks - yes, I read things other than romances - nonfiction mostly. But that I can discuss with Mr Mousie, while I doubt he'll want to hear my discourses on heaving aristocratic bosoms or manly werewolves.

What I Did for a Duke - a lovely shocking surprise...

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I think I have a new favorite to add to the romance novels list - Julie Anne Long's What I Did for a Duke.

First off, I normally run away the second anyone mentions Dukes in the title of the novel (only worse word in a novel's title is 'Rake.' Hmmm, I bet there is a romance novel somewhere entitled 'Rakish Duke'). Second of all, this book is set entirely during a house party and normally I am not a one-setting kinda gal. Thirdly, there is an almost 20-year difference between hero and heroine and while that is not an automatic no (I am a big fan of These Old Shades, after all), that does normally give me pause.

I LOVED IT!!!!! TO BITS! I didn't want it to end.

As the book opens, our hero, Moncrieffe, discovers his fiancee in bed with Ian Eversea, a young man with more looks than brains. He may not have loved her, but he did hope for a contented married life but the engagement is over and, of course, he decides to get his revenge on hapless Ian. Ian is sadly lacking in a fiancee of his own, so Moncrieffe decides to seduce Ian's sister Genevieve. With that in mind, he procures an invitation to an Eversea house party.

"Wait a second!" I hear you scream. "The hero is an evil jerk with no morals! I know, he will seduce her and realize he is in love afterwards but she will find out and there will be angst and he is a creep! Ugh!"

Not so fast. Genevieve is not in the least flattered or impressed or interested, and very shortly after they first meet, he finds himself drawn to her for real and they click like a pair of magnets. Not only that, but shortly afterwards, he admits to her what his initial plan was, though by then she pretty much figured it out already. They spend the bulk of the book as first friends and then lovers, where she is the emotionally unavailable one - she nurses an unrequited love for her childhood friend and thus despite their friendship, compatibility and even fierce attraction, she just doesn't process what her feelings for Moncrieffe really are, even as he is hopelessly in love with her. She banters with him and even sleeps with him, but he heart remains her own for a very long time.

It's a very passionate book (and I don't mean in the boinking sense, though the sex scenes are quite good) but in an emotional one - Moncrieffe hasn't loved or hoped in a very long time but Genevieve is also new to emotion - at least emotion reciprocated. Her exuberant family sees her as the quiet, steady, sane one because she has very strong self-possession and self-control, but that is not all there is to her, and one of the reasons she clicks with the hero is that while he admires her self-control and self-possession, he also notices her sarcasm and her walls and her strong feelings.

For anyone who minds the age difference (she is 20, he is in his late 30s) - don't! The author doesn't sweep it under the rug but makes it an integral part of the story. It just seems to work, despite the fact that it shouldn't. Genevieve is not a sweet girlish fantasy to bring back lost youth or anything like that. She is a smart, strong-willed, mature woman who decides she wants the hero after a lot of processing.

Anyway, I made a whole post about one measley romance book, so that should speak for itself.

I leave you with this little quote, just because I like it so much:

"It struck him as unfair that she could read his expression and he couldn't see hers. It was as disorienting as though he's been deprived of the use of all of his own senses. In so short a time he'd grown accustomed to gauging his own emotions by whatever hers happened to be."

I have a new show and a new OTP

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I never could resist blood, cheese, and gorgeous people in Roman outfits. Hence my obtaining the entirety of currently existing eps of Spartacus, the STARZ blood and nude extravaganza about the legendary slave rebellion.

I have been obsessed with Spartacus since I was about 8, so it was pretty inevitable I was going to get to this at some point. If you want nuance or restraint, you should probably go elsewhere. But if you want a bloody (literally) good time, and a good example of slaves offing evil Romans, this is probably tailor-made for you.



Me being me, I have an OTP. Of course! If you know my tastes and know anything about the show, the fact that it's Crixus/Naevia will come as no surprise at all. They hit my kinks hard enough to ring! He is a gladiator (and a historical person - does that make my shipping him RPF?) and she is a slave and they are gorgeous and fierce together and have enough angst to fuel 15 kdramas.

Have a ridiculously amazing Crixus/Naevia MV:






S1 only:






S2 only (the actress changed between seasons):



Both:

General:
















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"His battle-scarred fingers stroked the smooth head of his pet tiger."

I believe this just might be the best sentence ever written in a romance novel (or any other novel, for that matter).

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa perfect. Elinor Glyn is weeping somewhere in Heaven for not being the one to come up with it.

It is, of course, one of the surprisingly large subset of "gorgeous Christian girl converts virile Roman pagan dude through the power of her love! But not before he kills a whole bunch of people in sexy yet unChristian fashion!" books. Quo Vadis (and much later, Francine Rivers) has a lot to answer for. I am not Christian but I used to read a lot of those when I was younger. Apparently I wasn't yet done.

Heroine has just been sold into slavery by her evil (and pagan) Uncle, even though she is a Roman citizen. As the book is called The Gladiator, I will let you guess what the hero's profession is. (In case you were wondering, the author is Carla Capshaw, and it's stumbling across this and other entries in her ouvre that reminded me of Spartacus series' existence and made me go hunt for it - mainly in hopes for less religious stuff and more nudity. I've been satisfied on both counts).

My deeply intellectual reasons for enjoying Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

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Meet our protagonist, Gannicus. I feel deeply, deeply intellectual...

I decided it would make more sense to start with the prequel to the series proper, so here I am, about to mainline Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. I am enjoying it to bits. (I am also amused that they must have bought ketchup wholesale, seeing the amount of blood).

Oh, and this is from the prologue (which actually takes place later, at the start of the rebellion). Mainly because it would be bizarre to have a post about Spartacus without the man himself:



And because seeing lanista and Mrs. lanista dead makes me happy. I mean, I've only seen them in an episode and I already want them dead...

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - eps 1 and 2

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Now that I am two (well, one-and-a-half) episodes in, I can say that I definitely love this! It's not for the squeamish or modest - everybody needs their mouth washed out with soap, there are galons of graphic killing scenes, and everybody has explicit sex all the time (though unlike in HBO shows, they at least seem to have fun during those). But its very unabashed, open, bravura over-the-topness appeals to me. This show is not trying to be art, but it is entertaining as hell and it gives me characters to care for or to loathe. It engages me emotionally, which is my main requirement in a work of fiction. Perhaps because it does have things to say that aren't just spectacle and violence.



Batiatus and Lucrezia make me think of a blood-soaked version of the Thernardiers and John Hannah and Lucy Lawless are clearly having a lot of fun. I loathe their characters (I pretty much hate every Roman so far, on principle) but they are wonderful to watch. And I like that the gladiators, even the future leaders of the revolt like Oenamaus, Crixus and Gannicus (it is so surreal to see them on screen btw - because they were real people) aren't spouting about liberty or human rights - you had to be tough and yet brutalized/obedient to the Romans to survive as successful gladiators. Especially when you grow up in a slave-holding society - I am pretty sure both Gaul and Thrace and all those other 'barbarian' places they are from had their own slaves. Plus, they obviously didn't revolt since Day 1 but only eventually got there.



On a shallow note, I want to climb Crixus like a tree...Not a phrase I ever thought I would type. Historical fiction messes with my mind. But I am not blind and plus, that intensity is pretty swoonworthy.




And while we are diving into the shallow pool, Gannicus and Oenomaus are not exactly rough on the eyes either. Though I think I'd chew off my limbs, rather than hook up with any character in this show, tbh.



Lucy Lawless' Lucrezia getting verrrry friendly with her BFF Gaia.



For your delectation...







I like Oenomaus' level-headed wife a lot, but I am getting the sense she likes Gannicus a bit. I hope I am wrong because that isn't ending well...

OK, well, that small sliver of sanity went to hell pretty quickly...

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I was watching ep 2 of Spartacus: Gods of the Area and then we got to this sequence in ep 2 and my jaw hit the floor. I cannot believe a show went there! This just might be the most fucked up thing I've seen on TV in a while...



So, basically Batiatus and Lucrezia want to catch a particularly rich client, who they invite over to their house and show off their gladiators to (by making them fight to the death while they chat and gossip). And then they decide to really push the deal and offer Gannicus to the client for 'fun.' WTF!!!!!!!!!! I mean, not WTF because I am sure more extreme things happened every day, but it's not something I ever expected to see in a show (or anywhere outside of fanfic, actually).




And if you think this fucked up, it gets worse - the client says he's too drunk to sex anyone up so why doesn't Gannicus just have sex with a slave girl while he watches. Same slave girl? Melitta, Oenomaus' wife - i.e. the wife of his best friend and a woman he actually likes and respects. And she has no choice in the matter at all. So they are basically forced to have sex for the entertainment of bored Romans. I always thought the 'aliens made us do it' trope fandom loves is creepy as hell and seeing it acted out makes me want to scrub my skin off. It's totally horrible. And they cannot help but end up enjoying being with each other, despite hating themselves for it - and I still don't know if this makes it better or worse. Probably the fact that it makes it better is what makes it worse.










Ummmm, I am going to hell but I ship them. Because they are the most fucked up thing I've seen in a good long time.

Have a really spoilery MV:





Yes, I realize very few flisties care about this show, but I am obsessed, hence the posts...

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, ep 3

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By now, my crush on Crixus is raging utterly out of control. But those looks and that intensity are pretty much a killer combo.




I would happily watch a Crixus show, actually. I find his fierce, almost religious seeking of honor as a gladiator such an interesting thing - if you think about it objectively, he is basically an enslaved POW (at least if they follow history - either way, he's a Gaul, so he was captured somehow) risking his life/killing people for the entertainment of a useless mob. All the talk of honor Batiatus et al. engage in is pretty much pretty words to brainwash their property. OTOH, with little choice and in a militaristic society (and coming from one, the way all the gladiators must have), there is a perverse status thing attached to it, and I can so see how someone can buy into all the false talk of 'honor' - but it's how utterly devoted Crixus is to it, even in comparison with the rest, that fascinates me. I will find it interesting to see how/why he will join the rebels.

Regarding Team Evil - The main thing that episode 3 taught me about them was that I never ever want to see John Hannah unclothed again. Actually, I think he should wear a Roman equivalent of a turtleneck. Also, the makers of this are devoted to threesomes, which is fine, but when Batiatus-Lucrezia-Gaia were going at it, all I could think of was how you could just set fire to the bed and get rid of all of them at once. Oh, and I don't know where their casting director keeps finding utterly repellent-feeling people to play Romans, but good job. This dude made my flesh creep:



I hope he dies.

Also, it was nice to find out that the whole creeptastic stuff Gannicus and Melitta in ep 2 (and that slave girl whose name I didn't catch, in ep 3) were forced to do, was all for nothing. I really do want all these Romans dead pls.



I think Gannicus-Oenomaus friendship is in for a rough time - the whole 'I was forced to sleep with your wife for entertainment of our bosses' is kinda hard to overcome. I hope Oenomaus never finds out but this show being what it is, I doubt my wishes will be granted. I am totally impressed by how Melitta is holding it together. That woman is amazing.




Also, is it weird that I both ship Gannicus/Melitta (because, the angst!) and Oenomaus/Melitta? Because I do.



If I were into slash (and if I didn't rabidly ship Crixus/Naevia and Gannicus/Melitta), I could see slashing the two men. As is, I will content myself by looking...I think this show has the best-looking cast I've ever seen. I also like the weird sorta-mentor thing Gannicus has going on with Crixus.







Oh, Gannicus. My crush on him is almost as huge as the one on Crixus. It's the seeming bad-boy/devil-may-care attitude and what it covers...





I leave you with my favorite:


Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - ep 4

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My dysfunctional OTP moves further down its path, Team Evil loses a member (yay!), and I end up wondering why Batiatus and Lucrezia don't just set up a brothel instead of a gladiatorial school? They might as well, seeing they do that sort of thing more often than actually showing off their gladiators' fighter skills and with little result.

Also, I don't mind nudity and sex and whatever, but this is the first ep I thought overdid it. Now that the makers got an orgy out of their system, let's hope they keep to one orgy per season thing.



Because Crixus.



I love that you see Gannicus simmer with rage this whole episode. You know, that's another problem with turning your place into bordello, dudes - it's one thing if you run the place as a fair if homicidal gymnasium. It's another if you turn your honed killing weapons into sex slaves and generally throw the entire training/performing regimen off-kilter.





Those two totally kill me because they both know they shouldn't be attracted to each other but they are.





And when she is making love with Oenamaus, she is picturing it with Gannicus. Everybody is ending up dead, aren't they?




That was pretty much the most awesome thing ever - when he goes on to fight like a berserker, totalling his opponent, and she is watching and he is watching if she is watching. Why do I ship doomed OTPs, why?









First off, I love Barca. Why do I love any character in this show? They are all going to die gruesomely, aren't they? Secondly, I love this scene with Barca and Crixus - in his first bout, Crixus killed Barca's partner, but the oddly appropriate bonding they have here is pretty amazing. (Also, finally Crixus' initial freezing over Averni-style spears is explained seeing they offed his family when he was too young to know how to fight them. Thanks, backstory!) Also, I know I keep saying it, but the actor for Crixus is ridiculously intense.




Gaia gets her head bashed in by Tullius but whatever - one member of Team Evil down, is all I think. Seeing she was the Grand Mistress of the Rape Olympics, permit me not to care.



OTP Crack. I swear!!!!!! (I do think Gannicus wouldn't push it as much if his masters didn't force him to lose to Tullius and get cut all over just for the sake of 'politeness' and so his control is not at its best.)












And in the 'Mousie's brain goes into bizarre territory' note - seeing the amount of male frontal nudity in this, do their casting calls specify circumcized guys need not apply or do they give them some sort of prosthetic or similar? Honestly, I am curious.

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - ep 5

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Well, that was more kdrama than any kdrama I've ever seen! This thing is written by my deepest id.



Yes, this is only Melitta's fantasy, but it's ridiculously hot, so here it is...I ship those two so hard it hurts.























Naevia is so gorgeous!





Just the looks they give each other, without a word spoken. My heart!











This scene killed my heart. When he tells her he resolves a thousand times a day to forget her but "Then I catch a glimpse of you, and my world ends." Oh my God. And she tells him "I have never felt greater love than when I hold my husband in my arms." Because she is killing her own yearning due to duty. And his face. You guys, this is better than any kdrama ever!











OK, that was beyond creepy. Lucrezia has Crixus brought up and orders him to 'service' her, so she can give a son to her husband. There is fucked up, and then there is this. The moment any of the good guys (or gals) will have a happy, uninterrupted, consensual sexual encounter with someone they like, I will faint from shock. Also, I have realized that except for Batiatus' elderly papa, we have yet to meet a non-rapey Roman, of either gender.




















Gannicus is set to fight Crixus, and if he loses, he gets sold to Tullius. And he looks at Melitta and loses on purpose because he cannot bear to be in the same house with her and not have her. My heart my heart my heart!





























She comes to find him afterwards and, perhaps because she knows that is the last chance, she finally gives in to her feelings.















































But in the middle of it, she starts choking, because she's been poisoned (long story), and as screams at her to breathe, she dies in his arms. No words, you guys, no words. This has got every kdrama out there beat for angsty dysfunctional tragedy. Holy fuck.























Yeah. Your owner's wife killed the woman you love. Good job, Team Evil!





















Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - ep 6, i.e., the end

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This was excellent and I cannot wait to watch Spartacus: Blood and Sand (which actually makes me think of a Blasco Ibanez novel of the same name, about bullfighting). I haven't had a TV obsession in a while, and a Western TV obsession in a long long time...



The conversation between Oenomaus and Gannicus after Melitta's death really gets me - when Oenomaus tells Gannicus that Melitta loved him like a sister - ohhhhh.








I just like all the Gannicus-Crixus interactions because the mixture of competiveness and odd camaraderie is totally addicting.














I hate Lucretia with the fire of a thousand suns, but that is one smart, ruthless, terrifying woman.





Of course, Gannicus believes it was Tullius who killed Melitta, and he offers to kill Tullius. And Batiatus asks him - "You would sacrifice your life in the memory of hers?" And he answers - "I would give a thousand if but I had them." Oh my heart. It reminds me of when he told Oenomaus he wished he died instead of her. Ah, the irony - he is 100 times the man Batiatus could ever be, but Batiatus owns him the same way he does a chair or table.











OK, it's official, the Lucretia-Crixus scenes freak me the fuck out as they are beyond creepy. Also, perhaps her rants about wanting to ensure her husband's legacy would be more believable if she wasn't raping the help so she could have a kid and pass it off as hubby's. I get the sense Batiatus wouldn't really find that part of her wifely duties.














The scene with Naevia and the girl whose name I cannot remember broke my heart. It's interesting, she replaces Melitta as Lucretia's body slave, something Lucretia treats as a huge honor (as Naevia is getting tattooed like some sort of sheep or cow). But while Melitta occasionally doubted her duty/place, she was overall obedient and close to Lucretia. I get the sense that Naevia is not like that in the least, now when she sees the effects of her childhood friend and others treated like cattle (And she was the one who gave her money to escape - something that would have never occurred to Melitta. I get the sense Naevia is not much of a status quo gal). Also, I found it bleakly humorous when Lucretia promised Naevia she won't be whored out but like Melitta be bestowed on someone worthy, the way Melitta was bestowed on Oenomaus - I wanted to point out the whole 'yeah, right, except when it was convenient, you made her have sex with Gannicus against both their wills. Some promise!"








"There are many things I would die for. Many things I deserve to die for. Yet this house is no longer one of them." Oh, yes, Gannicus! YES! Throw off the shackles of oppression, mentally. And then go kill Romans, kthnks!





And so he fights for Melitta instead. In case she is watching from the afterlife. My heart! And it's a total melee but he beats everyone...








His face when he realizes he's been granted his freedom. It kills me.





I totally love all the Crixus-Gannicus interactions. He gives him his champion necklace. They have a weirdly homicidally affectionate relationship going. Crixus would love to take him down, but would totally kill anyone else who tries to. (On the Crixus front, I am going to miss Aragorn hair. Booo!)








Speaking of bromances...












Books, TV, etc...

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Here is what I am currently watching, as a heads-up about what the LJ will be about for a bit:

WESTERN TV:

Arrow - I am way behind, and plan to catch up as soon as my Spartacus binge is over.
Burn Notice - season 6. I enjoy it and watch it with Mr. Mousie but am unlikely to posa about it, tbh.
Chuck - am on season 5. I won't be posting much about it because while it's enjoyable and a great together time for me and Mr. Mousie, there is not really much to say about it.
Spartacus - as you can tell, my current obsession.

DRAMAS

Incarnation of Money - I find myself disinterested in dramas lately (I tried Flower Boy Next Door and felt like I vomited a rainbow), but darkly funny and starring Kang Ji Hwan? I am in.

BOOKS

Haven't read as much over the weekend due to Spartacus obsession, but here is what I did read:

Sarah MacLean, A Rogue By Any Other Name - very very enjoyable Victorian. When he was barely older than a boy, hero has lost everything he owned to his supposed guardian in a game of cards, and now a decade later has rebuilt himself as an owner of a gambling club (seems a popular occupation in romancedom). He is bitter and emotionally locked up and deeply cynical. He is also about to attempt marriage with his childhood best friend in order to recover his former lands with which she, due to complicated plotty stuff, ended up as a dowry. At 28, Lady Penelope is long past marriageable age but...

Anyway, this one was awesome, managing to give me an 'angsty/badboy/jerk' hero who I actually liked and Lady Penelope was incredibly ladylike yet super-strong-willed. How he slowly melted under her influence was pretty perfect.

Susanna Medeiros, Loving the Marquess - this fairly slim romance isn't going to set the world on fire, but it was a pleasant read. Hero believes he has an inherited deadly illness and needs a wife and heir ASAP, so as not to have his estate go to his evil cousin. Only he doesn't want his heir to actually be his due to fear of inherited illness. So he wants to marry a woman and then convince her and his best friend to sleep together. Clearly he has never seen Frozen Flower. Also, as clearly, he didn't figure on falling in love with his own wife. I actually like the hero of this, who is sweet and decent and, despite coming up with the lunatic plan, never really does get close to carrying it out. And the heroine is pragmatic and awesome.

Anna Campbell, Seven Nights in a Rogue's Bed - heroine's sister, who is married to an abuser and loves gambling, loses a giant sum to her husband's notorious illegitimate cousin. He tells her he will redeem her vowels if she spends a week with him (to be fair, he has no idea she is abused and just wants to stick it to her husband, who stole his birthright and also mutilated him). Spunky, awesome heroine shows up in her sister's stead. Thankfully, since Campbell seems to have gotten her rapey fun out of her system with Claiming the Courtesan, there is no rapeyness in this - hero offers heroine a bargain. She stays in his house for a week, and if he seduces her, they have sex, and if not, not. Either way, she gets the vowels back at the end of the week. Shippiness and mondo mondo delicious angst ensue.

Gena Showalter, Wicked Nights - thanks, cleobulle, this was a ton of fun! A paranormal romance, the heroine is someone who spent the last few years in the asylum for the criminally insane, because she was convicted of the murder of her parents that was done by a demon. Hero is an angel (well, sort of angel) warrior, whose emotions are shutting down to such a degree he will die soon, is also a virgin (!!!) and finds himself thawing once he rescues her from the demons and the loony bin. If, like me, you love fucked up pasts and h/c and all that, this is like irresistible catnip. I want a book about one of the 'three musketeer' soldiers next, pls, Ms. Showalter!
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